HAPPY RAPTURE DAY

Jesus Says...

Don't worry, we here at 8 bit runway will still be here after the Rapture- which is today at 6pm, local time.
I'd just like to remind people that this Rapture simply means the beginning of the end, not the actual end. The chosen ones will be recalled to heaven, and then depending on which prophecy is right, we either get until October or 7 years to decide if we want to repent or not.
In these trying times, we should use images to recall what Jesus looks like (wait, should we? Isn't that sacrilegious or something? Won't he look different this time?). So please, take a moment to review:

I knew it.

I knew it!

I KNEW IT!

Oh, right.

Enjoy the rapture, everyone!