Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"BUT YOU PROMISED" roundup

Seriously. We will be awesome soon. SEEEERRRRRIOOOOUUUUSSSSLLLLLYYYYY.




Don't worry, this is SERIOUSLY the last one I'll post.



This guy was diagnosed with TB and placed in quarantine. When this video was posted, he'd been in for 55 days.


You guys have probably seen this before. Oh well. It gave me chills.


Watch this. Now.

TAM Panel - Our Future in Space from JREF on Vimeo.



As I love men's fashion, here's a list of new ways to tie a tie

Find more of these at PopHangover

Famous black and white photos colorized? Yes. Please.

There are more of these. But look, hipsters. Cool.


While we're on the subject...



No, my macbook pro can not.



As ladies, our lives are hard.

This has literally never been truer.

Yes, I took this screen shot. I think I found my dream job.


4Chan is hilarious.

Monday, January 23, 2012

The (unoffical) offical "Felix is lazy" roundup

Yeah, I said it. What.

Things I saw that I thought you might like (online):


This tickles me on so many levels.


I like the classy music.





Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.



Pros and Cons of marrying your Prince

Epic Portal earrings

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS GAME

I am a newly converted vegetarian, and I might still eat this

Our best friend, Quentin Tarantino (seriously, he's my BFF after Lulu) shares with us AND US ALONE his top 11 movies of the year

This is mostly scary because it is true that I can only raise one eyebrow, and it's my right.

Lulu and I often talk about this, so now you can talk about it with us, too.



Things I saw that I thought you might like (PICS):

I have literally never felt this old before.


Love, pure and simple


I refuse to explain myself.


Laugh, or GTFO!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Guess what I'm totally doing!

Greetings, Jurassic friends!

The hip cats at Geekologie just posted a link to something more awesome than awesome...pictures of yourself riding a dinosaur!!



In case anyone is wondering, I'm totally doing this because it is the best ever, and will be posting it all over the internet.

Ch-Ch-Check it out!

xoxo
Lu

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

I want a soft shell, and this is a stick-up.

Greetings, taco fans!

The 30 best taco-related crimes:

On the road again round up

Hey follower-type people!

I'm once again driving my bat-mobile named Kickapoo across the country (no, I won't be taking questions, I'm trying to lecture here) so this one might be a doozy. Doozy? Yup, blogger, that's how I'm spelling it, deal with it.

My life.

This is why I respect my phone, as to not anger the demon inside.



Bad-guy One



Bad-guy Two



Good-guy One (Also I'm making this, don't you doubt it).



Yes, I did this. DEAL WITH IT.








DEEEEEEAAAAAL with it.

Monday, January 9, 2012

I prefer the purple, too.

Greetings, sentimental people.

Not much to say other than check out this awesome article and cry your eyes out.

Boy Stands Up for Younger Brother

xoxo

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Shit "People" Say

Greetings, stereotypical people!

A little while back, I shared the first episode of "Shit Girls Say," which has blown up the internet with its awesomeness. (Much like I did back in the day...mmmmyep...) The awesomeness has respawned in the form of not only sequels to the original, but spin offs for other categories of obnoxious people. Check it out:

Shit Girls Say, pt. II:

i KINDA WANNA HOTDOG!!! :)

Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls:


Shit Black Girls Say:


Shit Guys Say:


Shit Gay Guys Say:


Maybe WE should make one, Felix! "Shit Awkward Nerd Girls Say"

"Dude, I LOVE going to Gamestop, its like that scene in Fantasia when all of the dinosaurs turn around and freak out because the T-rex has arrived." -Lu, in regards to being a girl in a video game store

"Dude, starting with almost ANYTHING is a pain in the ass. That's how you know it's a real game, not some sugarcoated bullshit pandering to today's "gamers"." -Felix, in regards to Pokemon Red/Blue

"Dude?" -Lulu

"Dude." -Felix

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

A Very Portal Christmas Tree

Greetings....you.

I'm already nostalgic for x-mas and it was only a week ago. FUCK YEAH, CHRISTMAS ALL YEAR!!



From Geekologie/Reddit/Intarwebz at large.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Day of rest roundup

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR BITCHES.

It's 2012, so you know what that means. We've got just under 11 months to live. I expect I'll see you all at the end-of-the-world party Lulu and I will be hosting on December 21st 2012. Shhh, she doesn't know about it yet.

For those of you who don't take part in modern-world time constructs, sorry. I'll stop talking about the new year now!

Also we never talked about Christmas. This is what I got for you all. Sorry, it's not wrapped. And it's late. But it's beautiful.

You're welcome.



You're even more welcome.


PEEKTURES!


I don't know about you, but this is my hope for snowmen.

This is probably the best story ever. Even if it's false.



This is the truth about me. Sorry, y'all.


WE ALL KNOW THIS IS TRUE.


Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... puregenius.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

A PC game? They still make those?

Greetings, PC people!



From their website:



Totally worth the free trial, and probably worth the cost for the full version. Check it out:

http://freebirdgames.com/to_the_moon/

(The plug from Flight of the Conchords should seal the deal for you, to be perfectly honest)