Because they're pretty boring. I'm sorry, I really am. I know we keep saying this, but soon (come 2012, IF 2012 EVER HAPPENS) we'll be starting some exciting new things and bringing back some pretty awesome old things, too. Like actual blogging. That'll happen.
FOR NOW:
I'd like to do this with my 92 year old grandma, but I think my parents wouldn't let me.
Read about weird things celebrities do. No, seriously do it.
A short and sweet update today, as I find myself craving the worst of the worst of the fast of the food. I'd like to share the writings of one of the classiest ladies I've ever known (and I don't care if you're a born and bred nerd or a freakin' cheerleader; class is ALWAYS necessary); like seriously, I saw here wearing some sort of a fur stole the other night and she actually wasn't playing dress-up. Not to mention, she's a talented writer to boot, and her stories are darkly funny and often insightful. Presenting: The Infamous Coat Check Girl.