It's clear no one is paying attention to our ROUNDUPS

Because they're pretty boring. I'm sorry, I really am. I know we keep saying this, but soon (come 2012, IF 2012 EVER HAPPENS) we'll be starting some exciting new things and bringing back some pretty awesome old things, too. Like actual blogging. That'll happen.

FOR NOW:

I'd like to do this with my 92 year old grandma, but I think my parents wouldn't let me.


Read about weird things celebrities do. No, seriously do it.

Rumors about Ellen Page as BARBRA GORDON. PleaseohpleasepleaseohpleaseSantamakeittrue!

Tricks to make you popular at a dinner party. Wait...


Another fucking lucky break on MW3.


The "most realistic" (hottest, more like) female roleplay costumes

I think this meme is hilarious[ly demeaning, is what I SHOULD SAY, but I just think its funny. STFU]

I'm thinking I'll do this to my computer so no one can preview my blog posts but me.

Hilarity.

Found this meme on stumble, forgot to favorite it.

This probably can't be real, right?

Sorry?

Lulu and I are really sorry. We're working on plans to move in together, so either we'll post constantly or this blog will become nothing more than a screen shot from the past.

We've got a few things in the works, but we'd like your input. What do you want more of? Comment and let us know!

Oh shit, It's TUESDAY

and I promised I'd be better about actually posting. OOPS.


FIRST, I just want Jenna Marbles to know I have no problem getting the 21 mice living in my house to do my bidding- you just can't swear at them while singing them requests. Just saying.

Also, I've been working my way through the classic years of Doctor Who [that Netflix has on instant watch]. I finally hit the Tom Baker years, after a lot of... REALLY AMAZING WORK. ANYWAYS, I had to share this with you. It is a screen cap of a man turning into an alien.

WHY YES, THAT IS GREEN BUBBLE WRAP. HOW DID IT GET THERE?!

But I pretty much have nothing for you. Just this:

WHICH SOMEONE CAN BUY FOR ME HERE.

This is a pretty awesome cosplay.

And this is kind of just hilarious.

I refuse to give excuses for this post.


EDIT: AND ALSO THIS AMAZING THING. Stick it out to the end, you'll be rewarded with a little gem.

Courtesy of Jenna Marbles...

Greetings, Disney people!

Short post today...here's some musings from one of my favorite internet ladies, on one of my favorite subjects...DISNEY!

Helloooooooo, Nurse!

Greetings, kickboxers!

I have one question for you....are you excited about the new Catwoman?

hey, baybeh.

If not, WELL, START GETTING EXCITED.

In the interest of further humiliating myself...

Greetings, tone-deaf people!

So to continue embarrassing myself with our musical theme, I wanted to share with you all one of my absolute favorite guilty pleasures...Disney acapella.

Now, you shut the fuck up for a minute and think about it. EVERY CHILD who was little in the eighties and nineties can appreciate Disney, and as a spurned ex-theatre kid, I love musicals and acapella.

Without further adieu, here are my three favorites on the interwebs, under the cut:

Totally On-Time roundup

Okay, I missed some awesome Halloween stuff, so here is some more of that, presented without comment:













If you don't think that's funny, then you don't know the definition of funny (you can look it up here).

Hey! Watch a video, it's actually good (not one of my I-think-this-is-hilarious-good pranks).



HEY! LISTEN! Read this article from CNN about how cosplay is viewed all wrong!

SERIOUSLY LISTEN! Read this article about ten famous films that fail the Bechdel Test, a so easy that all you have to do is one thing: ONE scene in which two (or more) named female characters discuss anything, LITERALLY ANYTHING, other than men.

That's all for now, as I am lazy.

Friday night roundup

Okay, I'll be honest. I've been drinking beer (rolling rock counts as beer, right?), and watching this movie all night:



So don't worry. I'm read to make a really, really awesome roundup.

Firstly, follow this link to see something I've posted before, only better (note: I'm STILL obsessed with this shit. I'm [not] sorry.)

Nextly, follow this link to see more Disney princesses (this time, like real people).

More nextly, follow this link to see what occupying the lamest income group ever would look like.

Last nextly, follow this link to see why Dr. Who is clearly better than Jesus.


Now, some awesome [probably having something to do with Halloween] pictures!:

Have I already said something else is the best Cosplay ever?

Because CLEARLY I WAS WRONG. THIS IS THE BEST.

Oh wait. This is.
Seriously. THAT IS THE BEST.

Oh wait... this is.

No wait.
Wait... WHAT IS THIS?

From a collection of costumes pre-walmart days.
When kids made their own [TERRIFYING] costumes.

More costume ideas.

This is just funny.

And this is just true.

Truth.

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

That's all for now!

FELIX OUT (while now watching Wizard of Oz AND FRIENDS, thanks $1 bin at Walmart!)

Felix's Rebuttal

In case anyone is wondering:









And, if you're wondering, yes, this is me:

My musical chronology!

Greetings, nostalgic people!

To begin a series of music-themed posts, I'd like to start with a little bit of personal humiliation. Why, you might ask?

A) This is the internet, the world of humiliation
B) I'm hoping that everyone will immediately forget the random disappearance for a month
C) Music is the language of the soul, or some bullshit
D) All of the above

(Yes, you may use a calculator)

Additionally, Felix and I are somewhat mysterious, and this will offer at least some insight. One of the most important aspects of being a (total fucking) geek is an unhealthy dose of nostalgia and obsession; mix that with some introspection, and you have what lies waiting under the cut. Besides, I think its healthy to look back on your younger years. And weep.