Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Planking is for Dipshits

Greetings, board people!

[HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!]

In reading this article today, I'm reminded of how silly this whole planking thing is and of my own confusion in regards to why this is still going on. People have evidently died while planking...haha, what? Dying for an honorable cause like Facebook pictures, now, that's something I can get behind...

To summarize the article, a Gamestop employee took it upon himself to, while the store was empty, "plank" (meaning, lay horizontally on top of something OMG SO COOL) on top of two kiosks and tweeted them. Unfortunately, his boss didn't think it was too funny, and fired him (and the dude who took the picture), and as we all know in this economy, being fired for misconduct means no government assistance while you're looking around for some other highschool retail job.

[By the way, dear readers, let us be clear; anyone who has a mere ounce of sympathy for this guy should take a moment to remember that he was willfully dicking around on the job and making the store look bad, and that gets you fired from pretty much anywhere.]

So, my lovelies, I'd like to introduce you to a much better internet craze; its feminine, its classy, and gents can partake too....

motherfucking
TEAPOTTING.

Yes yes yes! Examples below. Go ahead and like it on Facebook, too!





You're welcome.

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