"poor lulu is sick" roundup

that's right. i said it.


25 ways you know you're awesome.

BEST. THING. EVER.


Some fucking amazing portraits

SECOND. BEST. THING. EVER.

Buy this for me and I will love you forever.

Rule 63 Jack is awesome.

The Oogie Boogie Man, however, even better.

Oh, hello there, Captain.

One of the most creative cosplays ever.

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

One of the best.

UMMMMM OKAY.

Welcome to the world.

I know I'm late.

Sorry.


This is my dream room, and a very excited little boy owns it.



As a side note, I'm totally going to start using "Oh, Gladdos" as a swear.

You can buy these here.
Find Pokemon to haunt your dreams here.


I got about... ten minutes into this before I had to stop due to bad acting.



If you follow this link(HAHAHA) you will know how to capture my heart. Or, at least what I want for x-mas.

Yeah... I'll be downloading almost all of these pretty soon.

I forget why I posted this pict-OH GOD THE SILENCE KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT-ure. Weird.

Oh shit, It's TUESDAY

and I promised I'd be better about actually posting. OOPS.


FIRST, I just want Jenna Marbles to know I have no problem getting the 21 mice living in my house to do my bidding- you just can't swear at them while singing them requests. Just saying.

Also, I've been working my way through the classic years of Doctor Who [that Netflix has on instant watch]. I finally hit the Tom Baker years, after a lot of... REALLY AMAZING WORK. ANYWAYS, I had to share this with you. It is a screen cap of a man turning into an alien.

WHY YES, THAT IS GREEN BUBBLE WRAP. HOW DID IT GET THERE?!

But I pretty much have nothing for you. Just this:

WHICH SOMEONE CAN BUY FOR ME HERE.

This is a pretty awesome cosplay.

And this is kind of just hilarious.

I refuse to give excuses for this post.


EDIT: AND ALSO THIS AMAZING THING. Stick it out to the end, you'll be rewarded with a little gem.

Friday night roundup

Okay, I'll be honest. I've been drinking beer (rolling rock counts as beer, right?), and watching this movie all night:



So don't worry. I'm read to make a really, really awesome roundup.

Firstly, follow this link to see something I've posted before, only better (note: I'm STILL obsessed with this shit. I'm [not] sorry.)

Nextly, follow this link to see more Disney princesses (this time, like real people).

More nextly, follow this link to see what occupying the lamest income group ever would look like.

Last nextly, follow this link to see why Dr. Who is clearly better than Jesus.


Now, some awesome [probably having something to do with Halloween] pictures!:

Have I already said something else is the best Cosplay ever?

Because CLEARLY I WAS WRONG. THIS IS THE BEST.

Oh wait. This is.
Seriously. THAT IS THE BEST.

Oh wait... this is.

No wait.
Wait... WHAT IS THIS?

From a collection of costumes pre-walmart days.
When kids made their own [TERRIFYING] costumes.

More costume ideas.

This is just funny.

And this is just true.

Truth.

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

That's all for now!

FELIX OUT (while now watching Wizard of Oz AND FRIENDS, thanks $1 bin at Walmart!)

Live action Portal Fan Film

This is pretty amazing. It has a score by the composer for Inception and stars Danielle Rayne as a Chell-type character. I'll preface it by saying it was about a year and a half in the making, so if you've played Portal 2, you'll find yourself saying things like "that's not a portalable surface at all!", "the portal gun is not nor has never been one handed!" and other things to poke holes in the logic/awesomeness of this short. And by that I mean that's what I did.

The "oh crap I haven't done a round-up yet" roundup.

Greetings fellow humanoids!

This roundup is coming to you late because... no, you know what, I don't need to justify myself to you people. It's late.




Now, for a roundup.


Learn how to Pimp your Ramen. Seriously.

Read a blog about the fashion of Doctor Who, specifically where you can buy things!

Here is a pretty awesome article from Cracked about things from space.

I WILL LOVE WHO EVER BUYS THESE FOR ME FOREVER.

These shoes are pretty awesome.

My new favorite Penny Arcade comic (which belongs to them, not me).

Okay, yeah, it's also a SHORT roundup. And you know what?

The "we're totally doing regular roundups again" Roundup

I know, I know. this is your favorite thing in the world.

By this, I mean my roundups.

Seriously. Since I have so much free time now, I've been stumbling again.


Truth. Here are some awesome things I found while doing that stupid thing.

Okay, my first favorite thing is findnewjams, a site that hosts thousands of songs you can listen to for free. I've found a whole lot of new music via this site in just a few days.

Next, a tool for our LuLu who is being... well, a big ol' "Debby Downer" who will hopefully stop complaining soon, because, LOOK, finally she can listen to my heartbeat from thousands of miles away via a light-up pillow. True story.

Oh, look at this, McDonald's is humorous.

Finally, my new favorite way to find things to cook, Tyler Capp's cooking comically, which makes me want to make everything all the time.


I don't think I need to explain myself.



Now, pictures!

Also, no, I am NOT cutting these anymore. Why? Because FUCK YOU, that's why.

This is why we only trust Maxium about boobs.

When I grow up, I'd like to be her.

Amazingly adorable.

...seriously?

Lulu and I will soon show you our equally geeky tattoos- who am I kidding, this is the best ever.

If you are so inclined, you can buy this here

Are you a girl? You know this is true.

Are you human? You know why I posted this.

Some kind of tutorial

For all you LADIES that read this, you may be wondering how good ol' Felix made that awesome Fallout 3 Bra. Right? You remember, this one?

Well, GOOD NEWS!

I'ma show you.

Only with a shirt I made as part of the plan Lulu and I have to seduce and capture the boys over at Penny Arcade.

It looks like this:


And the tutorial is after the jump.

HR QST

As you can clearly tell from the title of this post, I want to share with you a recent adventure I had in the form of a game. This game:

I may not understand abbreviations very well.

For those of you who have never heard of this wondrous game, never fear. I'm only slightly judging you. Pictures, etc. past the jump.

Everybody loves a T-Shirt post!

Greetings, naked people!

So if you're like me, you have approximately 19,000 t-shirts, from various places and saluting various thing. [doesn't stop me from wearing the same one over and over, though!] Ah, the t-shirt...so simple, yet so sophisticated. So classic, yet so modern. [wash off that mustard stain, fool!] So, you can imagine my delight whenever I come across some cool-as-shit t-shirts and immediately order one of everything.

Out of Print designs is featuring some sweet-ass literary shirts; emblazoned with some classic book titles on vintage-looking threads, and quite frankly, most would need to do a double take to know the shirts were featuring book titles cause they also just look pretty cool on their own. ["whatchoo mean, 1984? that aint the year it be!"] AND they feature women's cuts, SQUEEEEEEE!

[some of my favorites]

GO BUY THEM ALL!

PICTURES ROUNDUP

Ooooooooooooooohaaaaai!

This last week has been crazy for us here... who knew that summer would be MORE busy when you're an adult?

ANYWAYS, happy 4th yesterday, everyone. I celebrated by running a show, and Lulu celebrated with Frasier and wine, so clearly we are the most 'merican girls of them all.

I found a lot of pictures on the internet this week. Here are some of them, I think they are awesome.

I don't care if it makes me a hipster, I am buying these

WHY IS THIS TRUE?!?!

Sound advice for all women.

Life was SO HARD before the GAMEKEEPER

Math is the shit, but also sometimes very sad.

Also how we spent our 4th.

By way of teaser, ever played Limbo? Because one of us did... and you can see it soon!

Also, we plugged it yesterday, but you should still check out Tell Tale from our friends at Andyfilm.



THE END!