"BUT YOU PROMISED" roundup

Seriously. We will be awesome soon. SEEEERRRRRIOOOOUUUUSSSSLLLLLYYYYY.




Don't worry, this is SERIOUSLY the last one I'll post.



This guy was diagnosed with TB and placed in quarantine. When this video was posted, he'd been in for 55 days.


You guys have probably seen this before. Oh well. It gave me chills.


Watch this. Now.

TAM Panel - Our Future in Space from JREF on Vimeo.

As I love men's fashion, here's a list of new ways to tie a tie

Find more of these at PopHangover

Famous black and white photos colorized? Yes. Please.

There are more of these. But look, hipsters. Cool.

While we're on the subject...

No, my macbook pro can not.

As ladies, our lives are hard.

This has literally never been truer.

Yes, I took this screen shot. I think I found my dream job.

4Chan is hilarious.

The (unoffical) offical "Felix is lazy" roundup

Yeah, I said it. What.

Things I saw that I thought you might like (online):


This tickles me on so many levels.


I like the classy music.

Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

Pros and Cons of marrying your Prince

Epic Portal earrings

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS GAME

I am a newly converted vegetarian, and I might still eat this

Our best friend, Quentin Tarantino (seriously, he's my BFF after Lulu) shares with us AND US ALONE his top 11 movies of the year

This is mostly scary because it is true that I can only raise one eyebrow, and it's my right.

Lulu and I often talk about this, so now you can talk about it with us, too.



Things I saw that I thought you might like (PICS):

I have literally never felt this old before.

Love, pure and simple

I refuse to explain myself.

Laugh, or GTFO!

Friday night roundup

Okay, I'll be honest. I've been drinking beer (rolling rock counts as beer, right?), and watching this movie all night:



So don't worry. I'm read to make a really, really awesome roundup.

Firstly, follow this link to see something I've posted before, only better (note: I'm STILL obsessed with this shit. I'm [not] sorry.)

Nextly, follow this link to see more Disney princesses (this time, like real people).

More nextly, follow this link to see what occupying the lamest income group ever would look like.

Last nextly, follow this link to see why Dr. Who is clearly better than Jesus.


Now, some awesome [probably having something to do with Halloween] pictures!:

Have I already said something else is the best Cosplay ever?

Because CLEARLY I WAS WRONG. THIS IS THE BEST.

Oh wait. This is.
Seriously. THAT IS THE BEST.

Oh wait... this is.

No wait.
Wait... WHAT IS THIS?

From a collection of costumes pre-walmart days.
When kids made their own [TERRIFYING] costumes.

More costume ideas.

This is just funny.

And this is just true.

Truth.

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

That's all for now!

FELIX OUT (while now watching Wizard of Oz AND FRIENDS, thanks $1 bin at Walmart!)

Some kind of tutorial

For all you LADIES that read this, you may be wondering how good ol' Felix made that awesome Fallout 3 Bra. Right? You remember, this one?

Well, GOOD NEWS!

I'ma show you.

Only with a shirt I made as part of the plan Lulu and I have to seduce and capture the boys over at Penny Arcade.

It looks like this:


And the tutorial is after the jump.

Girl, You Crazy

Greetings, all! ... I SAID GREETINGS, ALL!!!

People do a lot of silly things for art. Famous silly art projects include filling fields with umbrellas [one of which later blew away and killed somebody...death by umbrella?! how lame AWESOME is that!?!?], sticking mirrors on trees [which, probably, due to the reflection of the sun light, burned the entire forest down a la ants under a magnifying glass] to show the life cycle of the pines or something, or gathering 1500 naked people around a historical monument [by the by, this is a good way to define the kind of naked that is in no way sexy at all]. However, this has to be the weirdest one I've ever come across, courtesy of the Super Mutants at Geekologie.

French artist Marion Laval-Jeantet has been injecting herself with horse's blood in her recent project, "May The Horse Live in Me," bringing horrifying irony to the term 'art installation.'

She could not inject the plasma initially but had to build up a tolerance by injecting horse immunoglobulins and glycoproteins over several months. In February of this year, she was ready for plasma that contained the entire range of foreign immunoglobulins. What happened was interesting in that her body did not reject them, but entered her blood stream and bonded with her own proteins. The results are stunning.

"The artist, during and in the weeks after the performance, experienced not only alterations in her physiological rhythm but also of her consciousness. "I had the feeling of being extra-human," explained the artist. "I was not in my usual body. I was hyper-powerful, hyper-sensitive, hyper-nervous and very diffident. The emotionalism of an herbivore. I could not sleep. I probably felt a bit like a horse.'"

I'm just gonna come out and say it...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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