"BUT YOU PROMISED" roundup

Seriously. We will be awesome soon. SEEEERRRRRIOOOOUUUUSSSSLLLLLYYYYY.




Don't worry, this is SERIOUSLY the last one I'll post.



This guy was diagnosed with TB and placed in quarantine. When this video was posted, he'd been in for 55 days.


You guys have probably seen this before. Oh well. It gave me chills.


Watch this. Now.

TAM Panel - Our Future in Space from JREF on Vimeo.

As I love men's fashion, here's a list of new ways to tie a tie

Find more of these at PopHangover

Famous black and white photos colorized? Yes. Please.

There are more of these. But look, hipsters. Cool.

While we're on the subject...

No, my macbook pro can not.

As ladies, our lives are hard.

This has literally never been truer.

Yes, I took this screen shot. I think I found my dream job.

4Chan is hilarious.

Post-rapture Round Up

Okay, so, in order to keep my random findings postings down to a minimum, I'ma start posting round-ups/ favorite things. Because as we all know, I Stumble a whole lot, and find some pretty awesome things.

Behold:

Best way to make sure people are actually old enough.

I NEED THIS WATCH

Katie Couric as Donald Trump

Kirby Team Fortress

Can be found here

I can not express how much I love this.

If I had been smart enough to do things like this in school, I'd have a real job!

If you don't like this, the terrorists win.

In other news, I just found out about this guy, and can not stop watching his not-news news show, The Philip DeFranco show. You can find it on YouTube.

But seriously, some real stuff is upcoming, we're just terrible at working and writing.

Jerks are born, not made.

Proof of that:



I jokingly texted my parents from work this evening at 6pm to make sure they'd not been the only ones raptured, and got no reply. When I returned home from work (yes I live with my parents, I don't want to hear the stereotypes), I found this waiting for me. I could hear quiet giggles from their bedroom, waiting to see if I'd fallen for it or not.
My Luddite mother is, um, a Luddite, and thus I can safely say that she came up with this idea on her own, with no help from the various ideas for it on the internet, as well as her idea to "leave one pair of shoes, a shirt and some pants somewhere in the street so people think one single person was taken".

Seriously guys, she has a free LG phone from 2006 when she finally got a cell phone she routinely forgets to charge, and her email says "welcome, Bet!"... and is yahoo.

Until next time!

[EDIT: Please understand that when I call people "jerks", I mean it in a loving way. And I love my parents very much, they're who made me the smart-ass you all love!]

Bad news, somebody.

Dear Earthlings,

So, about The Rapture. It was a typo, I meant to let you know that The Raptors are coming.

Sorry, my bad.

xoxo
Jesus

PS: Did you know that they can open doors?!?

HAPPY RAPTURE DAY

Jesus Says...

Don't worry, we here at 8 bit runway will still be here after the Rapture- which is today at 6pm, local time.
I'd just like to remind people that this Rapture simply means the beginning of the end, not the actual end. The chosen ones will be recalled to heaven, and then depending on which prophecy is right, we either get until October or 7 years to decide if we want to repent or not.
In these trying times, we should use images to recall what Jesus looks like (wait, should we? Isn't that sacrilegious or something? Won't he look different this time?). So please, take a moment to review:

I knew it.

I knew it!

I KNEW IT!

Oh, right.

Enjoy the rapture, everyone!