Warning the British that they aren’t going to be taking away our arms.

Here at 8 Bit Runway, we think a lot of people are dumb. It has less to do with politics than it does... well, clear stupidity. This isn't a political blog, so we won't chastise you for most things, but history is totally different.

Remember Sarah Palin? You've probably heard that she made a fairly large blunder pertaining to our 'Merican History (is that the right word?). According to many sources, she said [Paul] Revere warned the British "by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." (Is it just us, or does this read like a second-grade account?)

The real truth? She's seen the new season of Futurama, which we are the most excited for.

Star Wars and Videos Roundup!

This week, I stumbled on a whole mess of Star Wars goodness. Here are some awesome images for you, followed by some very awesome videos I think you should check the heck out.

I can't wait for my mom to see this!


I dislike NOTHING about this.

I have a birthday soon, and this is what I want.

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!

Oops!


Yeah, Yeah... but it is so good!

Wait for the end of this movie, it'll getcha.

Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo.

A TED talk about happiness:

I need this printer:

And, um, hipsters and D&D:

Zero Charisma Teaser from Andrew Matthews on Vimeo.

Please refer to our previous post if you're curious about the lack of posting. We promise it will be worth the wait.

HAPPY RAPTURE DAY

Jesus Says...

Don't worry, we here at 8 bit runway will still be here after the Rapture- which is today at 6pm, local time.
I'd just like to remind people that this Rapture simply means the beginning of the end, not the actual end. The chosen ones will be recalled to heaven, and then depending on which prophecy is right, we either get until October or 7 years to decide if we want to repent or not.
In these trying times, we should use images to recall what Jesus looks like (wait, should we? Isn't that sacrilegious or something? Won't he look different this time?). So please, take a moment to review:

I knew it.

I knew it!

I KNEW IT!

Oh, right.

Enjoy the rapture, everyone!