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Monday, January 2, 2012

Day of rest roundup

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR BITCHES.

It's 2012, so you know what that means. We've got just under 11 months to live. I expect I'll see you all at the end-of-the-world party Lulu and I will be hosting on December 21st 2012. Shhh, she doesn't know about it yet.

For those of you who don't take part in modern-world time constructs, sorry. I'll stop talking about the new year now!

Also we never talked about Christmas. This is what I got for you all. Sorry, it's not wrapped. And it's late. But it's beautiful.

You're welcome.



You're even more welcome.


PEEKTURES!


I don't know about you, but this is my hope for snowmen.

This is probably the best story ever. Even if it's false.



This is the truth about me. Sorry, y'all.


WE ALL KNOW THIS IS TRUE.


Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... puregenius.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Sweet T-shirts actually made for girls

Finally, some more nerdy apparel for girls!
Buy it here!

Buy it here!
(Maybe not quite a T-shirt, but whatever)

Buy it here!
Buy it here!
(can't say I'm a huge fan of the color or sizing, but this idea is awesome. We here at 8-bit Runway are not above stealing awesome ideas. <3)

Warning the British that they aren’t going to be taking away our arms.

Here at 8 Bit Runway, we think a lot of people are dumb. It has less to do with politics than it does... well, clear stupidity. This isn't a political blog, so we won't chastise you for most things, but history is totally different.

Remember Sarah Palin? You've probably heard that she made a fairly large blunder pertaining to our 'Merican History (is that the right word?). According to many sources, she said [Paul] Revere warned the British "by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." (Is it just us, or does this read like a second-grade account?)

The real truth? She's seen the new season of Futurama, which we are the most excited for.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Post-rapture Round Up

Okay, so, in order to keep my random findings postings down to a minimum, I'ma start posting round-ups/ favorite things. Because as we all know, I Stumble a whole lot, and find some pretty awesome things.

Behold:

Best way to make sure people are actually old enough.



I NEED THIS WATCH


Katie Couric as Donald Trump


Kirby Team Fortress




I can not express how much I love this.


If I had been smart enough to do things like this in school, I'd have a real job!



If you don't like this, the terrorists win.

In other news, I just found out about this guy, and can not stop watching his not-news news show, The Philip DeFranco show. You can find it on YouTube.

But seriously, some real stuff is upcoming, we're just terrible at working and writing.

Hair, etc.

I very often find drawings of girls on the internet and think "I could TOTALLY look like that!", forgetting that they're well, drawings, and no real people look that way. I stumbled on this picture and thought "I'm SO doing that with my hair".



To be fair, I'm not planning to shave the sides. But I kind of have the top going like that a little already. And yes, I'm going to grow/make a weird under eye eyebrow.

Miss Lulu and I have some fun things upcoming, so stay tuned!