Totally On-Time roundup

Okay, I missed some awesome Halloween stuff, so here is some more of that, presented without comment:













If you don't think that's funny, then you don't know the definition of funny (you can look it up here).

Hey! Watch a video, it's actually good (not one of my I-think-this-is-hilarious-good pranks).



HEY! LISTEN! Read this article from CNN about how cosplay is viewed all wrong!

SERIOUSLY LISTEN! Read this article about ten famous films that fail the Bechdel Test, a so easy that all you have to do is one thing: ONE scene in which two (or more) named female characters discuss anything, LITERALLY ANYTHING, other than men.

That's all for now, as I am lazy.

Everybody loves a T-Shirt post!

Greetings, naked people!

So if you're like me, you have approximately 19,000 t-shirts, from various places and saluting various thing. [doesn't stop me from wearing the same one over and over, though!] Ah, the t-shirt...so simple, yet so sophisticated. So classic, yet so modern. [wash off that mustard stain, fool!] So, you can imagine my delight whenever I come across some cool-as-shit t-shirts and immediately order one of everything.

Out of Print designs is featuring some sweet-ass literary shirts; emblazoned with some classic book titles on vintage-looking threads, and quite frankly, most would need to do a double take to know the shirts were featuring book titles cause they also just look pretty cool on their own. ["whatchoo mean, 1984? that aint the year it be!"] AND they feature women's cuts, SQUEEEEEEE!

[some of my favorites]

GO BUY THEM ALL!

Disney Princess Nostalgia

Greetings, weirdos!

Remember all of your favorite Disney princesses from back in the day? One of the best parts of geek culture is nostalgia, and what better way to embrace that than by taking something from your childhood, raping it, and then putting it on the internet?

Just kidding, this is amazing.

Check out the series "When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins," by Dina Goldstein. These are a couple years old, but definitely worth a second look.

Just in time for Shark Week...

Greetings, troglodytes!

I'll leave it up to you to figure out the inspiration for today's post, but since we're a girly blog, lets talk about periods. Aunt Flo. Lady time. The opening sequence to 'Saving Private Ryan.' That scene in The Shining when the elevator doors open, and ... well, you get the idea.

[for the love of god, stay out of the ocean this week]

Click the jump to discover four nerdy ways to cleverly allude to the fact that everyone should stay the fuck away from you, and a few ways to cope. Sorry, fellas!

What I want for Christmas...

...is a fire-breathing pony.

[no, not that kind!]

Today, two weird-as-shit things that can be controlled by the Wiimote, one that is very cool, one that is very not-cool. Unfortunately, the latter is the one that is available immediately, right now.

Click the jump to read more...

Star Wars Pin-ups!!

Yowza!

Pin-up recruitment posters, a la Star Wars, by artist Feng Zhu, who worked with Lucasfilms on designs for "Revenge of the Sith"...not that anyone is saying that "Revenge of the Sith" was a good thing.

See the rest here!