I'll leave it up to you to figure out the inspiration for today's post, but since we're a girly blog, lets talk about periods. Aunt Flo. Lady time. The opening sequence to 'Saving Private Ryan.' That scene in The Shining when the elevator doors open, and ... well, you get the idea.
[for the love of god, stay out of the ocean this week]
Click the jump to discover four nerdy ways to cleverly allude to the fact that everyone should stay the fuck away from you, and a few ways to cope. Sorry, fellas!
