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As you can clearly tell from the title of this post, I want to share with you a recent adventure I had in the form of a game. This game:

I may not understand abbreviations very well.

For those of you who have never heard of this wondrous game, never fear. I'm only slightly judging you. Pictures, etc. past the jump.

On-the-road roundup

This week, my excuse is that I'm moving LITERALLY across the country. My wonderful mother and I are driving from Portland, OR to Stockbridge, MA. So... I'll be out of it for a while.

HOWEVER, As I am smart and hear your collective complaining about my absence, I've planned ahead. Here is today's roundup, as well as at least one bonus post. Fret not, I'll be back with vengeance when I move into my new place. I almost promise.

Presented without comment.

Presented without comment.

Presented without comment.

I will comment if someone buys this for me.

Probably correct.

I'm on a meme kick. Sorry.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTS?!

Pure truth.

At least school would have been easier.

This shit is why you read this blog. I know it is.

"I'm too tired to do a roundup" Roundup.

Roundupping is hard work, y'all. Here are a few little things, but mostly, I'm super sorry.

My new favorite thing:


Commixed, but amazing:

THIS IS HOW I FEEL (because it is true):
Again, truth. Any gamer can tell you that.



Batman talking to himself (thanks Adam West):






SOON there will be a teaser for our next Idiot Box. AND Lulu owes you all her thoughts about Star Wars, now that she's seen it. Seriously, bug her.

Star Whatever.

STAR WARS, as told by Lulu.

So, its no secret anymore that I've never seen Star Wars. I know...I'm a huge movie nerd and that's one of those movies that EVERYONE has seen...but not me! Its not that I don't want to, it just has never happened, and now that I'm older I just never really felt the need to. But, like trying sushi, its something everyone should experience. And I feel like I'm missing out...I was pretty opposed to the idea for a while, because I'm a little apathetic.

There are three main reasons that I just don't give a shit about star wars.

1. I watch Family Guy. Therefore, I've seen their Star Wars episodes and have felt privy to Star Wars inside jokes and references and all that, as the entire cast of FG consists of "Warsies." (Like Trekkies, but from Endor.)
2. On that note, I know enough about Star Wars to get the inside jokes. Who doesn't? Its one of those things that just everybody knows. IN FACT, while we were recording Idiot Box (stay tuned), I referenced Star Wars like a pro. No one needs to know I've never seen it. I'm cool like that.
3. Lastly, and most importantly, there is already one "Star _____" in my life...TREK. Star FUCKING Trek. Captain Jean Luc Picard, and fuck you. Live long and prosper, bitches.

However, in the interest of experience, I'm gonna curl up and finally watch them, at the ripe old age of 24, and finally experience this phenomenon that is evidently some kind of a big deal or something.

So in my limited knowledge of Star Wars, here's the plot as I know it, before actually watching the thing.