I'm once again driving my bat-mobile named Kickapoo across the country (no, I won't be taking questions, I'm trying to lecture here) so this one might be a doozy. Doozy? Yup, blogger, that's how I'm spelling it, deal with it.
A little while back, I shared the first episode of "Shit Girls Say," which has blown up the internet with its awesomeness. (Much like I did back in the day...mmmmyep...) The awesomeness has respawned in the form of not only sequels to the original, but spin offs for other categories of obnoxious people. Check it out:
Shit Girls Say, pt. II:
i KINDA WANNA HOTDOG!!! :)
Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls:
Shit Black Girls Say:
Shit Guys Say:
Shit Gay Guys Say:
Maybe WE should make one, Felix! "Shit Awkward Nerd Girls Say"
"Dude, I LOVE going to Gamestop, its like that scene in Fantasia when all of the dinosaurs turn around and freak out because the T-rex has arrived." -Lu, in regards to being a girl in a video game store
"Dude, starting with almost ANYTHING is a pain in the ass. That's how you know it's a real game, not some sugarcoated bullshit pandering to today's "gamers"." -Felix, in regards to Pokemon Red/Blue
It's 2012, so you know what that means. We've got just under 11 months to live. I expect I'll see you all at the end-of-the-world party Lulu and I will be hosting on December 21st 2012. Shhh, she doesn't know about it yet.
For those of you who don't take part in modern-world time constructs, sorry. I'll stop talking about the new year now!
Also we never talked about Christmas. This is what I got for you all. Sorry, it's not wrapped. And it's late. But it's beautiful.
You're welcome.
You're even more welcome.
PEEKTURES!
I don't know about you, but this is my hope for snowmen.
This is probably the best story ever. Even if it's false.