It's stupid roundup time again!

This song is my favorite.

See some hilarious MTV "surprise sex" ads here.

DUBSTEP!!!!

This kid can't be real, but he's hilarious anyways.

Who has time for Karate Hand?

It's real world vs. old school video games here.

BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

The new planking is here.

Disney + real life = awsome.



Why will North Korea probably be better than us for a long time?

Truer words were never spoken.

Best.

I can't count the number of times I wanted to do this.

Great advice.

Seriously, though, Portal?

Yeah, I'm behind the times.

I just ordered this totally awesome water bottle, care of the monkeys over at ThinkGeek.

Cool, huh? It's glass, which means I'll probably break it within two weeks. Lucky for you, I'm taking bets on how long it will last. I also may be running out of money.

So, there's the thing about Portal 2. I ended up introducing a LOT of people to Portal via Portal 2 this summer. I lived in a large house (and I mean large, like with 50 or more people), and many of them had never heard of Portal. I played through it, capturing the attention of many. They were smitten from the get-go, and let's be honest, who wouldn't be?

Because I had an audience, I felt really smart when I figured out puzzles quickly, and advanced quickly. It also meant that I got to explore a whole lot less than I would have liked to- they wanted to see puzzle solving, not exploring every nook of a very well rendered and flushed out game world.

Yes, if you've played through Portal 2, you know what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to say that I missed ALL of the Rattmann story. All of it. I saw his little drawings, sure, and I was aware that he existed in the framework of the game, but I pretty much missed everything else pertaining to it. I missed all but the two first dens, and am very sad I did, because they look awesome.



You can read more about Rattman here.

In other big, not Portal news, it looks like the Ender's Game movie is actually a go this time, with stars like Harrison Ford signed on! Yay! Here's hoping they don't fuck it up!

Beep Beep

Greetings, test subjects!

I'd say that I'll stop posting about Portal...



...but I don't like to lie.

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

No, not time for a real post. THAT WOULD JUST BE TOO COOL.



THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. I will order many.

I love all of these things. Seriously.

I'ma do This.

Best Harley Cosplay yet.

Actually, this is me right now.

Sorry, mom.

I find this very hilarious.

This combines the best things ever, 90's nostalgia and Trolling.

Aaaaaand back to Portal.

Greetings, test subjects!

Ch-Ch-Check it out!

I know I'm late.

Sorry.


This is my dream room, and a very excited little boy owns it.



As a side note, I'm totally going to start using "Oh, Gladdos" as a swear.

You can buy these here.
Find Pokemon to haunt your dreams here.


I got about... ten minutes into this before I had to stop due to bad acting.



If you follow this link(HAHAHA) you will know how to capture my heart. Or, at least what I want for x-mas.

Yeah... I'll be downloading almost all of these pretty soon.

I forget why I posted this pict-OH GOD THE SILENCE KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT-ure. Weird.

Hellooooooo, Nurse!

Greetings, grumpy people! Or, at least I'm grumpy. Are you? I dunno.

SO, like Oh Em Gee YES I am making a post. Five things I would like to share with you today.

1. This completely accurate video. Whenever we hang out, Felix says every single one of these things, but I think the whining about computers pretty much belongs to me.

"Do I look like a doily? :("

2. This seems to be the season of good TV! Favorite shows of mine lately are Dexter, the Walking Dead (sadly, on hiatus), The Office (as I work in one), Frasier Boss, Boardwalk Empire (though I'm leagues behind), Misfits, How I Met Your Mother, Kitchen Nightmares (because I am eventually going to marry Gordon Ramsey) and Parks and Recreation. Not only that, but there are some decent movies coming out like, right now, like (drumroll) motherfucking BATMAN. I wont be leaving the house for the next few months.

3. Fallout, Fallout, FALLOUT. And corresponding nerd tattoos. I think I remember saying that as soon as I got an X-box, my social life (which barely existed to begin with) would end, and, well, it feels good to be right about stuff. In the near future, look forward to ridiculous cosplaying, until I exhaust the game and move onto Bioshock.

[This is starting to feel like a bullshit diary entry]

4. Contemplating a bitchy podcast in which I complain about my apartment and its corresponding problems.

5. Check out this mega-sweet cosplay:

From the beasts over at GeeksAreSexy.com, this is an amazing Alice: Madness Returns get-up that we should all be drooling over. Boy I sure do love some decent cosplay.

Ta ta for now!

The "I just whispered to myself outloud 'this roundup is going to be pretty epic', which is totally normal" Roundup

I SAID IT, WHAT.

I might have already posted this, but I'll post it again because it is THAT AWESOME.


This infographic is a little misleading in that it definitely includes all the Farmvillers out there. Who are presumably married women with husbands that... like... sex.

Hey look! A Wired link!

Felicia Day is awkward, and is still my hero:


Um, THIS IS JUST AWESOME:

(and also, the dude looks spot on Freeman. At least to me.)

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER (protip: make it past the stupid cartoon for the best stuff)

GO WATCH THIS because it is hilarious. Seriously. So hilarious I doubted that it was real until I visited the site.

I think I need some of these cheats.

I think I'll do this.

Time for Brandy!

IT'S TRUE!

I don't remember what cosplay this is but OH MY GOD.
I do know what this cosplay is, and OH MY GOD
I will seriously be getting this tattoo soon.
Yeah, I'm unclear about it, too, Doctor.

BAAAAAAHAHA, Sega.

Silly you, thinking people LITERALLY forced themselves to become cannibals for heads? No, they have bodies. And hats! That makes up for the whole eating your family thing.

Best. I need this printed up.

More here

This one's my favorite.