The "we're totally doing regular roundups again" Roundup

I know, I know. this is your favorite thing in the world.

By this, I mean my roundups.

Seriously. Since I have so much free time now, I've been stumbling again.


Truth. Here are some awesome things I found while doing that stupid thing.

Okay, my first favorite thing is findnewjams, a site that hosts thousands of songs you can listen to for free. I've found a whole lot of new music via this site in just a few days.

Next, a tool for our LuLu who is being... well, a big ol' "Debby Downer" who will hopefully stop complaining soon, because, LOOK, finally she can listen to my heartbeat from thousands of miles away via a light-up pillow. True story.

Oh, look at this, McDonald's is humorous.

Finally, my new favorite way to find things to cook, Tyler Capp's cooking comically, which makes me want to make everything all the time.


I don't think I need to explain myself.



Now, pictures!

Also, no, I am NOT cutting these anymore. Why? Because FUCK YOU, that's why.

This is why we only trust Maxium about boobs.

When I grow up, I'd like to be her.

Amazingly adorable.

...seriously?

Lulu and I will soon show you our equally geeky tattoos- who am I kidding, this is the best ever.

If you are so inclined, you can buy this here

Are you a girl? You know this is true.

Are you human? You know why I posted this.

Don't worry...

I found this tool for Lulu. I though you might also enjoy!

Man-flavored Eye Candy

So, as we get further and further into autumn, I am reminded how nice it is to have someone to snuggle up with on cold nights. Since I lack that most of the time now and will lack it 100% of the time coming up here real quick, I turn to you: the internet.

[Studio audience: Jesus Crispies, are all of your posts going to be this depressing after your main squeeze leaves?!?!?]

Yes. As a matter of fact, in an episode of weird single behavior, my new roommate and I skipped down to our local Dairy Queen (A block away. Bad idea.) and bought an entire ice cream cake for ourselves...and ate 75% of it in four days. Half-off Tuesday Cakes will be the death of us both.

But anyway, I digress.

Without further ado, with a post shamelessly stolen from the well-meaning folks at Buzzfeed.com, some man-candy for you to look at in classic pin-up poses.








Sigh.

More at the source.

Until next time, behave yourselves! For god sakes....

RIP

Submitted without comment. RIP.

Where in the world is Lulu [San Diego]?!?

Greetings, missing people!

I've been ripped away from the world of the internet [forcibly] by moving into my new bat-cave. Fear not, though, for I am not dead.

For your viewing pleasure, some pleasure for viewing:


Unquestionably, the droid I was looking for.

What is a Roundup!?

This week, it's all about the best things.

Clearly, this is the best ThunderCats cosplay ever.

Just as this is the best Archer cosplay. EVER.

This is because ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS COMING BACK.

This is the best ad ever.

This I just thought you should have.

Just a quick little share. There's a lot of news this week. The nation is finally aware of #occupywallstreet (for more information, follow here). Casting has started for the children stars of the alleged upcoming Ender's Game movie (don't worry, I'll have a WHOLE lot to say about that soon). Really, though, the only important bit of news is this:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS BACK.
Now we have an answer to one of our obnoxious tags.

Some kind of tutorial

For all you LADIES that read this, you may be wondering how good ol' Felix made that awesome Fallout 3 Bra. Right? You remember, this one?

Well, GOOD NEWS!

I'ma show you.

Only with a shirt I made as part of the plan Lulu and I have to seduce and capture the boys over at Penny Arcade.

It looks like this:


And the tutorial is after the jump.