It's clear no one is paying attention to our ROUNDUPS

Because they're pretty boring. I'm sorry, I really am. I know we keep saying this, but soon (come 2012, IF 2012 EVER HAPPENS) we'll be starting some exciting new things and bringing back some pretty awesome old things, too. Like actual blogging. That'll happen.

FOR NOW:

I'd like to do this with my 92 year old grandma, but I think my parents wouldn't let me.


Read about weird things celebrities do. No, seriously do it.

Rumors about Ellen Page as BARBRA GORDON. PleaseohpleasepleaseohpleaseSantamakeittrue!

Tricks to make you popular at a dinner party. Wait...


Another fucking lucky break on MW3.


The "most realistic" (hottest, more like) female roleplay costumes

I think this meme is hilarious[ly demeaning, is what I SHOULD SAY, but I just think its funny. STFU]

I'm thinking I'll do this to my computer so no one can preview my blog posts but me.

Hilarity.

Found this meme on stumble, forgot to favorite it.

This probably can't be real, right?

Man-flavored Eye Candy

So, as we get further and further into autumn, I am reminded how nice it is to have someone to snuggle up with on cold nights. Since I lack that most of the time now and will lack it 100% of the time coming up here real quick, I turn to you: the internet.

[Studio audience: Jesus Crispies, are all of your posts going to be this depressing after your main squeeze leaves?!?!?]

Yes. As a matter of fact, in an episode of weird single behavior, my new roommate and I skipped down to our local Dairy Queen (A block away. Bad idea.) and bought an entire ice cream cake for ourselves...and ate 75% of it in four days. Half-off Tuesday Cakes will be the death of us both.

But anyway, I digress.

Without further ado, with a post shamelessly stolen from the well-meaning folks at Buzzfeed.com, some man-candy for you to look at in classic pin-up poses.








Sigh.

More at the source.

Until next time, behave yourselves! For god sakes....