Laziest roundup ever.

Please enjoy today's roundup.

A Special Bonus That Is Not Special

Greetings, special people!

Just wanted to share our most recent 8-bit discussion with you all.

(Setting: a dark and stormy night, obviously. We see one of our heroines, playing Fallout 3 for many an hour, when suddenly, an idea strikes)

Lulu: Will you call me The Ant-Agonizer from now on? This is the best nickname ever.

Felix: No.

Lulu: Are you saying no because I keep posting stuff about vaginas?

Felix: Yes. :-)

Sigh. I never get what I want.


FELIX EDIT:


Lulu: "My character in fallout is too pale, it looks like one of those monster ghost babies from the grudge is taking over the wastes."

then, later; "Hey, so I can connect my laptop to a television, is that a fact?"

Apparently, Lulu is my mom.

Disney Princess Nostalgia

Greetings, weirdos!

Remember all of your favorite Disney princesses from back in the day? One of the best parts of geek culture is nostalgia, and what better way to embrace that than by taking something from your childhood, raping it, and then putting it on the internet?

Just kidding, this is amazing.

Check out the series "When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins," by Dina Goldstein. These are a couple years old, but definitely worth a second look.

I'm doing this because I love you.

Happy Friday all! Please enjoy this gift from me, to you.




I SAID ENJOY IT.

Just in time for Shark Week...

Greetings, troglodytes!

I'll leave it up to you to figure out the inspiration for today's post, but since we're a girly blog, lets talk about periods. Aunt Flo. Lady time. The opening sequence to 'Saving Private Ryan.' That scene in The Shining when the elevator doors open, and ... well, you get the idea.

[for the love of god, stay out of the ocean this week]

Click the jump to discover four nerdy ways to cleverly allude to the fact that everyone should stay the fuck away from you, and a few ways to cope. Sorry, fellas!

What I want for Christmas...

...is a fire-breathing pony.

[no, not that kind!]

Today, two weird-as-shit things that can be controlled by the Wiimote, one that is very cool, one that is very not-cool. Unfortunately, the latter is the one that is available immediately, right now.

Click the jump to read more...

the "Felix is Lazy" round up

I'm mostly lazy because I spent last week working (on an amazing play with some amazing people), and beating Portal 2. Yes, I almost cried when the singing happened. No, I don't want to talk about it [now]. Here is a lazy roundup. Some cute, some Futurama and some other stuff, too.

ALSO LOOK WHAT FINALLY CAME FROM HONG CONG:

Clearly I am the coolest of the nerd-ladies.

Buy these here.

I already bought these here because how could I not?

I don't need to caption this, your reaction is the same as mine, no matter who you are.

All hail... Zoidberg?!

+d12 cool points to whoever made this.

BENDER!?

So. Good.

It's true.

Not our boyfriends, they'd have to know the real names.

Follow THIS LINK to learn to make a Weighted Companion Cube subwoofer.

Watch this to have nightmares for decades:

The aforementioned upcoming things we mentioned afore (...is that right? fuck it, it is now) are still in the works. We're just busy/slow/without great internet/lazy/bitches. Pick one.